10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery