10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson