10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.