10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"