10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.