10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.