10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright