10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth