10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Welcome to kicker school
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is for loners.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.