10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.