10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger