10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."