10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.