10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Why not, when some because there are three.