10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is for loners.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth