10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.