10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.