10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament