10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker