10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament