10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it