10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."