10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.