10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.