10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."