10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'