10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers