10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- It's Free To Fold...
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers