10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow