10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo