10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph