10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."