10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.