10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."