10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.