10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986