10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "No river, no fish."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)