10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels