10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs