10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.