10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.