10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare