10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.