10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "No river, no fish."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.