10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak