10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow