10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave