10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus