10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.