10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.